Well, what we all knew to be the truth has finally come out. Superman and Wonder Woman are totally doing it!
It was bound to happen. Two super heroes – probably with super hormones and super pheromones – running around in skin tight costumes, muscles bulging, perfect hair, bright white teeth, amazing bodies, working together every day to save the world…I mean, let’s face it…to think these two could look at each other every day and then go home to boring, normal people like Lois Lane and that guy (I can never remember his name…all I can think of is 80’s Playgirl centerfold, Lyle Waggoner, who played the guy on TV and always looked like he wore a toupee) Wonder Woman always pulled out of trouble, is just ridiculous thinking. That’s like putting Chance Crawford and Zach Efrom in a room with only one hand mirror and believing that they could figure out a way to share it.
It was hard enough to deal with the cheating of Kristen Stewart (poor little Robert Pattinson) and now I have to get over Superman and Wonder Woman sharing their super whoo-has and incredible wee-wees with each other. First Marvel let’s Northstar out of the closet (like anyone thought he wasn’t a big o’ girl from the start) then DC lets the Green Lantern admit to wearing lime green panties and now the adultery drama of two super legends! What happened to the days when comics just focused on good battling evil?
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