It’s Sinbad meets Hammertime.
As if sagging wasn’t bad enough. Why would “kids” want to wear pants that make them look like a gay Centaur?
I vote someone brings in style the garbage bag. It would look the same on everyone (even the fatties), comes in various colors, can be scented, easy to put on and it is disposable. Your whole wardrobe for less than $10 a month. Why hasn’t this caught on yet?