My Hollow Head

A view of the world from my perspective.

OK – let me start by saying “to each their own.”

Look, dress, smell, act however you want. Who am I to pass judgement on anyone? I’m sure there’s a large group of people in my life that if given the opportunity to point out all my flaws would nearly kill each other jumping in line to be the first one to read me for filth and videotape me crying profusely as they recite my numerous imperfections and destroy the thinly veiled illusions I call life. 

That said – where in the hell does she find clothes to fit? How can she possibly wash herself appropriately? How does she walk around without creating third degree burns on her thighs? Would she have her panties specially made by a tent and awning company? I wonder if her gynecologist ties around his/her waist a heavy duty bungee cord connected to a 1 ton steel anchor before an exam? So many questions that will never be answered. 

Maybe dinosaurs didn’t become extinct…maybe they evolved into humans like Big Booty Judy? 

Regardless, go on with your big bad self, Big Booty Judy. I wish you all the happiness in the world. Just don’t get too excited and start twerkin’ – I didn’t take out earthquake insurance on my house.

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